pokerwithplato:

bellecosby:



We don’t play

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

(via whitherartthougoing)

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burritoson411:

isicklahey:

Four score and seven beers ago

GIVE ME THIS I NEED THIS

kurosaki224:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

I can’t decide who’s more adorable.

Sweet Chuck that is the most attractive man I have ever laid eyes on.

(via uglypnis)

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toastoat:

what a powerful cat
tumbledore-:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it.
ohfortheloveoffitnesss:

Did these at the gym today with a 25lb weight in my hand. The guy looked at me like I wouldn’t be able to lift it at first, think again! Did 3 sets of 12! Really felt the burn in my glutes!
memecollection:

For more funny posts click HERE!
hobbitunderthemountain:

GOOGLE TELLS YOU HOBBIT MEAL TIMES I’M SCREAMING

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

image

(Source: greatjaggi, via lubricates)

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reggae-airhorn:

i just logged on can yall stop