nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via tipt00es)

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bahliss:

Fuck…. Me
aizea:

"There is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense out lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there."
American Psycho (2000) Mary Harron

Trick or tr(eat me out) 🎃

(Source: electroteen, via ivylens)

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purefectionist:

omfg

southerngothics:

the best thing about oitnb is that most of the inmates look realistically tired and unkempt and don’t wear makeup and then there’s laverne cox looking like she just walked off the red carpet 100% of the time

(Source: rodham-clinton, via sundancekidbehindasynthesiser)

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Naked embrace is such a beautiful thing I love the feeling of her body as I cuddle her against me, and you know she’s a little colder than usual, so you hold her even tighter. This is pure intimacy.